I just got a cable internet and was I ever delighted to learn that Lax Enterprises caters to users will ALL types of internets. You can most certainly bet that I signed up the very same hour. My roommate is kind of mentally challenged...and technically challenged. Come to think of it, he's challenged in just about every way possible. I mean, he pees on the toilet seat and doesn't even wipe it off! He doesn't even know how to internet good, but I bet Lax Enterprises could even help someone like him. He's such an idiot. I'm a auto mechanic. That's short for auto-MOBILE. And mechanics, they fix them up when they aint workin. With my Lax internet I can even find important stuff for mechanics. I used to didn't have access to a lot of stuff because I had such a crappy internet, but now I might could find just about anything I'm looking for, maybe even how to make a bomb. Lax internets, you can count me as another satisfied customer. THANK YOU!"

Hi. I'm Andy. I love the Internet. I know a lot of people say that, but I really LOVE the Internet. My "girl" friend says that I love the Internet more than "her". "She" said, "Why don't you marry it then?." I wish I could. That's why I am so grateful to Lax Enterprises. I was Internetting one day at my friend Brian's office. He is one of the CEO's of Lax Enterprises. I got up to leave, and I said, "Hey, do you want me to shut down the Internet?" I quickly realized what I had said and restated. "I mean Hey, do you want me to close the Internet?" *(With tears welling up in eyes)* Brian quickly stopped me. I almost SHUT DOWN the internet, my one true love. I don't give a hoot about the billions of other people that use the Internet everyday and how much trouble it would have caused if I had shut it down. I have never given birth, or been or married, but I think of the Internet as my own child, my spouse, my love slave. Thanks to the expertise of a good friend at Lax Enterprises, it is still around today. So keep up the good work, Lax Enterprises, saviors of the Internet!!!

Ok, here's the deal. About nine years ago, these guys give me this lava lamp, right? I just have it sitting on the shelf the whole time. So, one day I'm in working on my computer when I think, "That would look choice by my monitor!" I just thought in my head. I didn't say it out loud or anything. Any way, I got it out and set it up. No sooner did the lamp start lava-ing than did my computer go down. I checked all my bytes, but to no avail. I checked everything I could think of to fix it, but couldn't. That's when I called Lax Enterprises. They first tried to diagnose my problem over the phone, but my computer was too jacked. So as soon as they could, they sent over their top TH's to do the repairs in person. So these guys come over, screw around with my computer for about 4 hours. They make me think they are doing stuff by telling me things like "Oh, it looks like your out of hard drive fluid..." and "Looks like your IDE cables have rusted shut..." and the worst of all "... You're gonna have to replace this inverse tachyon beam generator in order for your soft drive to work..." They said that they wouldn't be able to get any parts for 2 or 3 weeks, and thats if they ordered them that day, and they said that they wouldn't! In the mean time, I called Totally cool computers or something like that, but they were even stupider. About a week later they come back, do more stuff, put in a new hard drive, break my modem, fix my speakers, put in a CD-RW, take out a floppy, eat all our pizza, make me sign a wavier, make fun of my music, and leave! At least they never sent me a bill. They even wrote me a perscription telling me to "reboot 2 times every 30 minutes for two weeks." I had no idea they were just kidding. I stayed up all night and missed 6 days of work before I found out that it was all a big joke. Anyway, I guess they got the job done, or most of it anyway. Lax Enterprises is still the best technical support and ISP that I have ever had. Thanks Lax Internets!

	I live in these apartments where they just put in the internets.  They said that We would have the Internets before the end of November.  I was using at the time a computer with a really slow modem.  It took forever!  Then I saw an ad for Lax Enterprises Faster than light data transmission.  I signed up and now I have instant access to every web site on the web.  Thanks Lax Enterprises

I am the leader of a very successful business.  I was constantly fighting with my ISP to increase my bandwidth for our e-business site.   I ran up huge cell phone bills, even though it seemed like I was never on the phone.  I guess I was because one day I had to call them 23 times!  It cost me $458.00 that month!  Now, thanks to Lax Enterprises,  I have more bandwidth than I could have ever dreamed of.  I am still always on the phone taking care of this or that, but I don't have to worry about the site crashing anymore.  I would whole heartedly recommend FTL to all business owners.   If you wanna keep up, you better be moving faster than light!

I had the hardest time surfing the internet.  I just couldn't ever find the things that I wanted.  I don't even know what in the world Lax Enterprises does, but from what I hear, you just can't live without it.  I mean, they prolly don't suck at what they do.  I mean, how hard can it be to violate all known laws of physics and push data through existing structures at faster than light speeds.  My mom says that whoever owns that company is an idiot.  I wish I had an internet like Lax Enterprises.  It sounds really fast.  Like me.  I play soccer and run really fast.  I like to play.